I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 6524. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 95.46 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 6525. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 95.46 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 6526. | Emily (ekim024) | 95.45 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 6527. | Zi How (pohzipohzi) | 95.45 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 6528. | Hoang Duc (hovek97) | 95.45 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 6529. | platnot (mega2053) | 95.45 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 6530. | Justin (deusmalsith) | 95.45 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 6531. | Kristyn (klaceylarson) | 95.45 | 94% | 2015-04-18 |
| 6532. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 95.45 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 6533. | Mujahid (chaos_knight) | 95.45 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 6534. | Bob (deinosor) | 95.44 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 6535. | adenosineantagonist (adenos... | 95.43 | 96% | 2017-08-04 |
| 6536. | Arrazi (arraziboo) | 95.43 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 6537. | kuchsee (kuchsee) | 95.43 | 96% | 2023-11-29 |
| 6538. | j (stojec) | 95.43 | 98% | 2016-06-11 |
| 6539. | Miq (karmik) | 95.43 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 6540. | Tantowi (typebasic_123) | 95.42 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 6541. | ada (4ex7) | 95.41 | 98% | 2025-07-05 |
| 6542. | John (unikmask) | 95.41 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 6543. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 95.41 | 97.4% | 2024-04-09 |
| 6544. | Shai (shaichon) | 95.41 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 6545. | mike (maykqwe) | 95.41 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 6546. | triet (trieet117) | 95.41 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 6547. | hplr (rkg0612) | 95.41 | 99% | 2018-10-24 |
| 6548. | ash (lucielowo) | 95.40 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 6549. | VietcongTyper (hidevn) | 95.40 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 6550. | mingw (mingw) | 95.40 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 6551. | mscassady13 (mscassady13) | 95.39 | 97.3% | 2024-07-21 |
| 6552. | chie (lotusimpact) | 95.39 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
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| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |