So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27721. | Carley (carleyco) | 56.69 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 27722. | Death (death_v7) | 56.69 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
| 27723. | Drake (techboy81) | 56.69 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 27724. | Blake (weekesy) | 56.68 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 27725. | itWill45 (willingt0part) | 56.68 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| 27726. | Maria (maria5555) | 56.68 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 27727. | Thomas (voidple) | 56.68 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
| 27728. | Judah (jman9) | 56.68 | 95% | 2015-04-11 |
| 27729. | Steve (steves) | 56.68 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 27730. | Kumar (kumar_1) | 56.68 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
| 27731. | Pandorain (ericch89) | 56.67 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 27732. | david (twistybaer) | 56.67 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 27733. | tas (tahz) | 56.67 | 98% | 2017-02-24 |
| 27734. | Sergey (sergeyuf) | 56.67 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 27735. | Branimir (pectoralismajor) | 56.67 | 89% | 2015-11-02 |
| 27736. | JaumeBG (jaumebg) | 56.67 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 27737. | Jenul (type_proxy) | 56.66 | 94% | 2019-07-25 |
| 27738. | Sifat (sifatakon) | 56.66 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
| 27739. | BK (bk333) | 56.66 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 27740. | K (knotz) | 56.66 | 95% | 2015-12-06 |
| 27741. | LAZER (lazerlarz) | 56.66 | 93% | 2015-07-14 |
| 27742. | Vinh (conansss) | 56.66 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 27743. | tetramethod (tetramethod) | 56.66 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
| 27744. | jclb (jclb) | 56.65 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 27745. | nitin (nitin989) | 56.65 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 27746. | Builder (builderftw) | 56.65 | 95% | 2015-09-18 |
| 27747. | zerone (iamzerone) | 56.65 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 27748. | denoots (denoots) | 56.65 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27749. | Glasuren (glausren) | 56.65 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 27750. | David (david_zhang) | 56.64 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |