The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29354. | Hieu (hieu0nguyen) | 55.62 | 94% | 2013-04-17 |
| 29355. | Master (masterlince) | 55.61 | 94.1% | 2023-07-10 |
| 29356. | Bokhalid (bokhalid) | 55.61 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 29357. | Ab (abdir) | 55.61 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 29358. | Sambhav (sh3rlock) | 55.60 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 29359. | elwfk (7575yyds) | 55.60 | 92% | 2023-05-05 |
| 29360. | Neovi (neovi) | 55.59 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
| 29361. | Scott (engemasa@gmail.com) | 55.59 | 86% | 2013-04-20 |
| 29362. | Sean (dominari) | 55.59 | 93% | 2021-02-28 |
| 29363. | vividesh (vividesh) | 55.58 | 90% | 2011-11-01 |
| 29364. | Edmund (hhy1996) | 55.58 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 29365. | nguyen (kegiaumat86) | 55.58 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 29366. | kashif (kashifjawed786) | 55.58 | 94% | 2015-11-06 |
| 29367. | JJ (jajo_00) | 55.57 | 95% | 2022-09-02 |
| 29368. | Chris (smallpeepee64) | 55.56 | 93% | 2021-01-02 |
| 29369. | Harrison (defensiveduck) | 55.56 | 95% | 2020-06-23 |
| 29370. | Lit (exoplague) | 55.55 | 94% | 2023-02-07 |
| 29371. | adib (ascocacola) | 55.55 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 29372. | Casen (casenray) | 55.55 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 29373. | Xenorhc (chronexbruh) | 55.55 | 93% | 2021-09-29 |
| 29374. | Surya (type_hype) | 55.55 | 94% | 2014-03-27 |
| 29375. | Kanat (kanatkz) | 55.55 | 94% | 2020-02-21 |
| 29376. | Brendon (nodnerb) | 55.55 | 96% | 2012-10-25 |
| 29377. | smgl (smglaksn) | 55.55 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 29378. | raymund (raymund_jerk) | 55.55 | 88% | 2011-11-15 |
| 29379. | The TAVI Racer (taviracer) | 55.54 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 29380. | Utsav (havoc) | 55.54 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 29381. | kurtis (wekzz) | 55.53 | 94% | 2021-05-07 |
| 29382. | DaVinky (xxlarrylegendxx) | 55.53 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 29383. | zuhairi (zuhairi96) | 55.53 | 93% | 2012-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |