So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34901. | john mark (ilovemayjoy25) | 41.16 | 90% | 2015-05-19 |
| 34902. | vy (vyngo_9x) | 41.16 | 92% | 2012-02-03 |
| 34903. | Kathy (ayoitskathyy) | 41.15 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 34904. | IanL (jeedaiian) | 41.15 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 34905. | Slow-K (lkei) | 41.14 | 87% | 2016-04-26 |
| 34906. | asiong (asiong1) | 41.14 | 89% | 2012-03-19 |
| 34907. | Gil Mark (roboraptor2011) | 41.14 | 88% | 2011-10-24 |
| 34908. | jp (jp060606) | 41.13 | 94% | 2011-12-29 |
| 34909. | atirrh (atirrh) | 41.12 | 91% | 2016-10-31 |
| 34910. | Dhruv (28dhs01) | 41.11 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 34911. | Rose (wolf_underneath) | 41.11 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 34912. | Youssef (eagl) | 41.11 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 34913. | Konstantin (efremovk) | 41.11 | 95% | 2011-11-11 |
| 34914. | Nova (noviepovie) | 41.10 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 34915. | chaiwat (nickimaru) | 41.10 | 95% | 2011-05-18 |
| 34916. | Yazan (yazan_shankiti) | 41.10 | 86% | 2014-04-05 |
| 34917. | Hippily (lord_kartikey) | 41.09 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 34918. | Surya (type_hype) | 41.09 | 94% | 2014-05-20 |
| 34919. | Naved (naved_razi) | 41.08 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 34920. | venkat (venkatvb) | 41.08 | 87% | 2014-05-18 |
| 34921. | Mykhailo (kryvduk) | 41.08 | 94% | 2015-11-23 |
| 34922. | Sarunkaka (sarun_kaka) | 41.08 | 87% | 2012-11-20 |
| 34923. | Raj (raj31415) | 41.07 | 93% | 2022-03-22 |
| 34924. | Ripunjay Tiwari (ripunjay_1) | 41.07 | 94% | 2023-08-30 |
| 34925. | Oliver (oliverb) | 41.07 | 91% | 2017-05-18 |
| 34926. | zombie (zmbbmb) | 41.07 | 88% | 2014-03-04 |
| 34927. | Mel Ralph Philip (typez) | 41.07 | 89% | 2016-10-05 |
| 34928. | Blerplol (blerpy_poopy) | 41.06 | 94% | 2021-04-09 |
| 34929. | Jennifer (soccermom) | 41.06 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 34930. | Bokye (hallo_plus) | 41.05 | 95% | 2022-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |