So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29939. | (bionicmjallday814) | 52.06 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 29940. | Axolotl (aj0l0tl) | 52.06 | 93% | 2021-05-14 |
| 29941. | Validuss (validuss) | 52.06 | 92% | 2015-01-21 |
| 29942. | Irfan (irfan_is_the_best) | 52.05 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 29943. | (rohitmeena1996) | 52.05 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 29944. | Wayne (mcdonawa) | 52.05 | 89% | 2015-02-06 |
| 29945. | Semanta (the_who) | 52.04 | 91% | 2016-06-08 |
| 29946. | d\img src=x onerror=alert(1... | 52.04 | 93.9% | 2023-10-13 |
| 29947. | (pouf_1) | 52.04 | 93% | 2022-08-25 |
| 29948. | (tina_pig) | 52.04 | 94% | 2011-05-09 |
| 29949. | JAFFAR (thetypingfreak) | 52.04 | 94% | 2019-03-16 |
| 29950. | Rohail (rolobhak) | 52.04 | 86% | 2017-04-14 |
| 29951. | (loveleenasalia) | 52.03 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 29952. | (vampiric) | 52.03 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 29953. | (1phoenix1) | 52.03 | 94% | 2011-07-23 |
| 29954. | (thuxinhphan89@gmail.com) | 52.03 | 97% | 2014-06-26 |
| 29955. | (ekityper) | 52.02 | 95% | 2023-08-21 |
| 29956. | ThuloLado (type_freak) | 52.02 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 29957. | (nixl) | 52.02 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 29958. | Farhan (h4wk3ye) | 52.02 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 29959. | (hasanakhiar) | 52.02 | 95% | 2019-07-11 |
| 29960. | (smack_ke) | 52.01 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 29961. | Jebaited (raizzel) | 52.01 | 96.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 29962. | (tokerru) | 52.01 | 91% | 2015-03-09 |
| 29963. | (oskar86) | 52.00 | 87% | 2015-07-29 |
| 29964. | Eifie (eifietheward) | 52.00 | 92% | 2022-05-30 |
| 29965. | (zerrnan) | 52.00 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 29966. | Jewel (nychilli) | 52.00 | 97% | 2012-07-02 |
| 29967. | (kimk12071991) | 51.99 | 94% | 2021-08-23 |
| 29968. | (aajan) | 51.99 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |