I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9764. | favour (teempakguy) | 89.64 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 9765. | Ted (hh535) | 89.64 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 9766. | krypt (saintlaurent_) | 89.63 | 98% | 2025-06-01 |
| 9767. | Aboxgwer (aboxthetyper) | 89.63 | 99.4% | 2025-04-29 |
| 9768. | terence (youdecipher) | 89.63 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 9769. | deny (sherloinn) | 89.63 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| 9770. | sean (tak32) | 89.63 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 9771. | Grinky (grinky) | 89.63 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 9772. | air96 aloe (jimbobnoob) | 89.63 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 9773. | Krijan (krijan) | 89.62 | 98.2% | 2024-09-05 |
| 9774. | Kevin (kevincamilo) | 89.62 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 9775. | Francesco (sevencatsinn) | 89.62 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9776. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 89.62 | 99% | 2020-06-08 |
| 9777. | Malachi (kolache3) | 89.61 | 98.8% | 2024-07-17 |
| 9778. | Cloudy (bluem23) | 89.60 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 9779. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 89.60 | 97.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 9780. | Hoang (hoangchau) | 89.59 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 9781. | Katilin (type_casting) | 89.59 | 97.3% | 2023-11-21 |
| 9782. | Amila (n0wtype) | 89.59 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 9783. | insung (infernoblaze) | 89.59 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 9784. | euro2017 (euro20179) | 89.59 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 9785. | Nabeel (nabeelz) | 89.58 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 9786. | E (evan_30) | 89.58 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9787. | ダル (rex_rex) | 89.57 | 95.1% | 2023-06-20 |
| 9788. | JimDeezy (jimdeezy) | 89.57 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9789. | kmurbi23 (kmurbi23) | 89.57 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9790. | Stelister (stelister) | 89.57 | 99% | 2022-04-19 |
| 9791. | Sharique (sharique) | 89.57 | 83% | 2017-05-21 |
| 9792. | Jasmine (jas_dancer08) | 89.56 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9793. | auden (abu898) | 89.55 | 98% | 2024-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |