The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6830. | Kunal (agarwaltechniques) | 96.43 | 96% | 2014-03-12 |
| 6831. | (tehngion) | 96.42 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 6832. | (shirospyro) | 96.42 | 96% | 2016-04-10 |
| 6833. | (rose51203) | 96.42 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 6834. | (clantzz) | 96.42 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 6835. | naviman (naviman) | 96.42 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 6836. | (lord_karnage88) | 96.42 | 96% | 2013-11-05 |
| 6837. | (diwang99) | 96.41 | 95% | 2016-11-01 |
| 6838. | (typeracerguy) | 96.40 | 96% | 2012-11-12 |
| 6839. | (tedtypes) | 96.39 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 6840. | Duh-vorak (denys_147) | 96.39 | 98% | 2011-07-15 |
| 6841. | (elidio) | 96.39 | 96% | 2012-05-17 |
| 6842. | (staffordv) | 96.38 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 6843. | Sinkingecstasies (sinkingec... | 96.38 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 6844. | (its_a_new_beggining) | 96.38 | 92% | 2011-11-15 |
| 6845. | Pat (wareem) | 96.37 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 6846. | Katilin (type_casting) | 96.36 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 6847. | (dvorakvincent) | 96.36 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 6848. | (lordhelixab) | 96.35 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 6849. | Bob (thespokenword) | 96.35 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 6850. | (mit1984) | 96.35 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 6851. | (gummzee) | 96.34 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 6852. | (sophistian) | 96.34 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 6853. | (ethima) | 96.33 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 6854. | (syxeight) | 96.33 | 94% | 2016-12-09 |
| 6855. | (hans007) | 96.33 | 98% | 2015-04-17 |
| 6856. | (aice_xx) | 96.33 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 6857. | (macfan) | 96.32 | 99% | 2020-08-31 |
| 6858. | (h3half) | 96.32 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 6859. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 96.32 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |