The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12598. | Mikko (miksa) | 84.31 | 90% | 2014-11-16 |
| 12599. | Brandon (fiftheclipse) | 84.30 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12600. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 84.30 | 95% | 2021-10-30 |
| 12601. | Hail (voolcan) | 84.30 | 94% | 2016-08-04 |
| 12602. | To be fair, you have to hav... | 84.29 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 12603. | Rabbit (rabbit44) | 84.29 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 12604. | Xia (xia0907) | 84.29 | 95.6% | 2023-10-31 |
| 12605. | Ziron (ziron) | 84.29 | 96.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 12606. | Gavin (mdcore) | 84.29 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 12607. | sakim (kakai123) | 84.29 | 92% | 2015-06-12 |
| 12608. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 84.29 | 95% | 2016-10-08 |
| 12609. | Bud (pimiento7) | 84.29 | 94% | 2014-11-12 |
| 12610. | Tony (ynoty3k) | 84.28 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 12611. | god (konohagakure) | 84.28 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 12612. | Kur0 (jericjan) | 84.28 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 12613. | Joran (turkeyman) | 84.28 | 93% | 2017-02-24 |
| 12614. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 84.27 | 95% | 2016-08-27 |
| 12615. | sheep (superstealthysheep) | 84.27 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 12616. | aldrnn (trullama) | 84.27 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 12617. | Lee Paul (timberlandpaul) | 84.27 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 12618. | Tyler (tylerjean) | 84.27 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
| 12619. | Thanh Son (thanhsonzorro) | 84.27 | 94% | 2011-11-19 |
| 12620. | Peter (pann) | 84.27 | 93% | 2016-03-06 |
| 12621. | Sam (liiondzn) | 84.26 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
| 12622. | Nozuzius (nozuzius) | 84.26 | 93% | 2016-03-18 |
| 12623. | Vo Danh (training4069) | 84.26 | 93% | 2012-05-28 |
| 12624. | Simone (pointy_) | 84.25 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 12625. | Dre (goobird) | 84.25 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 12626. | Brian (leviatan625) | 84.24 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 12627. | david (ipilotaneva) | 84.24 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |