And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29126. | Aleksi (mehtae) | 64.02 | 90% | 2011-09-27 |
| 29127. | Increasespeed (increasespeed) | 64.02 | 96% | 2012-09-30 |
| 29128. | Vivek (vivitek) | 64.02 | 94% | 2019-09-16 |
| 29129. | Nikki (tiffany_louise) | 64.02 | 91% | 2016-07-26 |
| 29130. | Subin (subinsk) | 64.02 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 29131. | Roberto (cant_get_right) | 64.02 | 99% | 2012-03-04 |
| 29132. | Raman (rgenerationx) | 64.02 | 94% | 2014-06-25 |
| 29133. | DreamCat04 (dreamcat04) | 64.01 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 29134. | Ahmad (farisnotfafis) | 64.01 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 29135. | K2 (kenji2) | 64.01 | 98% | 2017-02-14 |
| 29136. | Antoine (frenchtwan) | 64.00 | 93% | 2016-06-06 |
| 29137. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 64.00 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 29138. | คูมิ-คนญึ... | 64.00 | 97% | 2013-08-11 |
| 29139. | jdwagg (iircquantum) | 64.00 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 29140. | Fung (keith12321) | 64.00 | 94% | 2014-03-01 |
| 29141. | Arpan (imarpan) | 64.00 | 97% | 2014-01-01 |
| 29142. | NOP (backman13) | 63.99 | 88% | 2015-07-02 |
| 29143. | Alana (alana3004) | 63.99 | 98% | 2013-12-04 |
| 29144. | tyler (tyler92) | 63.99 | 97% | 2014-08-07 |
| 29145. | Ilya (mmbzdjoa) | 63.98 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
| 29146. | Ike (ikealike) | 63.98 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 29147. | Justdiggin (justdiggin) | 63.98 | 94.1% | 2021-02-09 |
| 29148. | doan (nguyendinhdoan) | 63.98 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 29149. | sil (pandaturtle) | 63.98 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 29150. | Jorge (georkings) | 63.98 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
| 29151. | Emilio (chonasty) | 63.97 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 29152. | Serge (sergech) | 63.97 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 29153. | colemak (colemak_struggler) | 63.97 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 29154. | duller (duller) | 63.97 | 94.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 29155. | Jigme (jtobgay) | 63.97 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |