And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29170. | Angela (daan0402) | 64.30 | 96% | 2013-11-07 |
| 29171. | Shelby (shelzer) | 64.30 | 96% | 2014-11-15 |
| 29172. | Ritesh (novathor) | 64.30 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 29173. | David (dvdjoh) | 64.30 | 91% | 2014-03-15 |
| 29174. | Troy (troy517545) | 64.30 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 29175. | Phillip (spider21) | 64.30 | 93% | 2012-06-20 |
| 29176. | arcturus (gerztwn) | 64.29 | 91% | 2013-09-01 |
| 29177. | Jon (jbville33) | 64.29 | 91% | 2014-08-05 |
| 29178. | Yehezkiel Raymundo (yehezki... | 64.29 | 93% | 2016-06-27 |
| 29179. | Jack (sherboffy) | 64.29 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 29180. | Seungil (biam83) | 64.28 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 29181. | Name (dillonboy) | 64.28 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 29182. | Maximiliano (maximus22) | 64.28 | 89% | 2013-12-18 |
| 29183. | nilesh (nek_0705) | 64.28 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 29184. | SLSL (slslz) | 64.28 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 29185. | Wan Iskandar (wanis02) | 64.28 | 95% | 2022-09-17 |
| 29186. | guner (guner) | 64.27 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 29187. | tyjeremiad (tyjeremiad) | 64.27 | 89% | 2014-03-26 |
| 29188. | tstats[fonzie_b] Fonzie... | 64.27 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 29189. | Jacob (koreanqt) | 64.27 | 84% | 2013-03-04 |
| 29190. | 4.41 $ (zed_zed) | 64.26 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 29191. | jordan (loveball) | 64.26 | 94% | 2011-08-12 |
| 29192. | cozy (cozy_c) | 64.26 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 29193. | whosdufti (whosdufti) | 64.26 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 29194. | Murat (nocs782) | 64.26 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 29195. | Luke (lrgotmilk) | 64.25 | 94% | 2012-05-03 |
| 29196. | Karnouk (karnouk) | 64.25 | 95% | 2016-08-16 |
| 29197. | Aidan (aidanmz) | 64.25 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 29198. | a (ajkrause) | 64.25 | 96% | 2011-09-12 |
| 29199. | Bu (buyongtatt) | 64.25 | 96% | 2017-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |