So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30722. | AkashiMTl (akashimtl11) | 51.47 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 30723. | Boris (beerontype) | 51.47 | 94% | 2016-12-08 |
| 30724. | Lachlan (_hammer_) | 51.47 | 93% | 2016-08-05 |
| 30725. | ricky (rickysingh) | 51.47 | 94% | 2014-03-12 |
| 30726. | white (whiteplasma2) | 51.47 | 90% | 2016-08-23 |
| 30727. | juan (juan) | 51.47 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 30728. | nam (ngxnam) | 51.46 | 90% | 2012-10-04 |
| 30729. | Kushank (iamkushank) | 51.46 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 30730. | Tusif (hassan22coder) | 51.46 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 30731. | daidv (daidv) | 51.46 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 30732. | Марлен (kenzhebekov) | 51.46 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 30733. | Yannick (yannmcrissos) | 51.46 | 95% | 2015-03-05 |
| 30734. | Sinonimus (sinonimus) | 51.46 | 95.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 30735. | robot (robot_wang) | 51.46 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 30736. | Pankaj (pankaj_gupta) | 51.46 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 30737. | Alex (alexey0) | 51.46 | 100% | 2015-12-29 |
| 30738. | The Furious (thefurioustyper) | 51.45 | 95% | 2017-09-20 |
| 30739. | tycage (tycage) | 51.45 | 90% | 2014-02-28 |
| 30740. | Kim (kim2019) | 51.45 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 30741. | Satish (tsatish297) | 51.45 | 88% | 2016-06-16 |
| 30742. | rommyarb (arbantas) | 51.45 | 91% | 2016-01-12 |
| 30743. | 云田 (hy_black_hole) | 51.44 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 30744. | bone (sinter) | 51.44 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 30745. | E (the_fast_one) | 51.43 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 30746. | Kassidy (kass_2000) | 51.43 | 99% | 2022-06-01 |
| 30747. | ali (zetta175) | 51.43 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 30748. | Ken (ulasiir) | 51.43 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 30749. | Peshraw-Kurdi (peshraw) | 51.42 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 30750. | Do (dodut) | 51.42 | 97% | 2014-01-18 |
| 30751. | zcoob (zcoob) | 51.42 | 93% | 2016-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |