The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11578. | Imran (imran1001192) | 43.94 | 93% | 2013-12-14 |
| 11579. | Gordon (threekings) | 43.94 | 89% | 2015-01-23 |
| 11580. | KCS (kcsdvorak) | 43.94 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 11581. | Rahul (gautamrahul) | 43.94 | 91% | 2012-04-12 |
| 11582. | Jacob (guapopescado) | 43.93 | 93% | 2019-04-05 |
| 11583. | Hannan (07hannan) | 43.93 | 94% | 2013-02-03 |
| 11584. | Elian (alien945) | 43.92 | 95% | 2021-12-06 |
| 11585. | Marco (marcoa96) | 43.92 | 88% | 2012-02-01 |
| 11586. | Hebe (hebe_) | 43.92 | 95.1% | 2023-09-06 |
| 11587. | Arder (arder_01) | 43.92 | 94% | 2022-09-24 |
| 11588. | nick (colleyferdez) | 43.92 | 95% | 2011-07-05 |
| 11589. | Akhil (akhil13192) | 43.92 | 96% | 2017-08-28 |
| 11590. | naxmangga (naxmangga234) | 43.92 | 93% | 2015-04-25 |
| 11591. | Samat (millioner) | 43.92 | 94% | 2015-09-16 |
| 11592. | Elvin (bottle1010) | 43.91 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 11593. | Darwin (sn1p3r) | 43.91 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 11594. | Steven (txp2037) | 43.90 | 96% | 2012-10-05 |
| 11595. | ANURAG (jack4strokes) | 43.90 | 93% | 2012-10-12 |
| 11596. | 0hyeah (0hyeah) | 43.90 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 11597. | whitesyy (whitesyy) | 43.90 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 11598. | Sharon (sharoncates) | 43.90 | 99% | 2011-09-29 |
| 11599. | Brandon (central) | 43.90 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 11600. | Sirojiddin (sirojiddin_kh) | 43.89 | 94% | 2022-04-10 |
| 11601. | Yugant (yuga009) | 43.89 | 92% | 2021-08-29 |
| 11602. | ajdin (rastarn) | 43.89 | 89% | 2014-03-25 |
| 11603. | Michael (mockeytorres) | 43.89 | 96% | 2012-06-10 |
| 11604. | joann (joannyo) | 43.88 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 11605. | AG (agdevil) | 43.88 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 11606. | Chibby (chibby) | 43.88 | 92% | 2012-09-13 |
| 11607. | Zachary (hiya) | 43.88 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |