I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10802. | Korbin (auvvia) | 87.83 | 97.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 10803. | Cocaina (cocainavankempi) | 87.83 | 98.2% | 2025-02-07 |
| 10804. | adent (adent) | 87.82 | 97.8% | 2024-11-24 |
| 10805. | Balint Mogyorosi (balintgab... | 87.82 | 97.6% | 2024-07-15 |
| 10806. | Chad (chadkouse) | 87.82 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 10807. | Mooyodauh (mooyodauh) | 87.81 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 10808. | maggie (ilovewomen) | 87.80 | 98% | 2025-10-20 |
| 10809. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 87.80 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 10810. | carlos (cawirawa) | 87.80 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 10811. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 87.80 | 97% | 2025-09-25 |
| 10812. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 87.80 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 10813. | Mark (exec_prod) | 87.80 | 100% | 2023-11-23 |
| 10814. | Dheeraj (dheerajp) | 87.79 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 10815. | Gage (gagedorl) | 87.79 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 10816. | nate (fullspeedtyper) | 87.79 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10817. | HENN (username6129) | 87.79 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 10818. | Torence (twolvesbaby) | 87.78 | 98.3% | 2025-01-10 |
| 10819. | Pashtun (muhammadrizwan) | 87.78 | 98.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 10820. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 87.78 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10821. | Joel (joelfoxtrot) | 87.78 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 10822. | Anon (uniqueverse) | 87.78 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 10823. | matt (matterz5) | 87.78 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10824. | Nic (ning0) | 87.77 | 96.4% | 2024-01-19 |
| 10825. | Kelvin (kh05) | 87.77 | 99% | 2017-05-22 |
| 10826. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 87.77 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
| 10827. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 87.76 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 10828. | TrChik (trchik) | 87.76 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 10829. | Karishma (kurryishma) | 87.76 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10830. | richa (richa69) | 87.76 | 95% | 2024-02-18 |
| 10831. | Zupery (zupery) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |