So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24957. | (laskin) | 60.09 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 24958. | Big (widdzy) | 60.09 | 92% | 2016-04-25 |
| 24959. | (mashiro123) | 60.09 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 24960. | Brody (loser_) | 60.09 | 90% | 2015-11-25 |
| 24961. | Ekpanya (puek) | 60.09 | 98% | 2015-02-08 |
| 24962. | (mansoorahmadzai) | 60.09 | 95% | 2012-09-06 |
| 24963. | karan (hksawhne) | 60.08 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 24964. | Wilson (force_of_will) | 60.08 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 24965. | (asperagas) | 60.08 | 91% | 2016-03-26 |
| 24966. | qwerab (qwerab) | 60.08 | 96% | 2016-11-09 |
| 24967. | (ryanon0127) | 60.08 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 24968. | Devon (dennydoo11) | 60.08 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 24969. | (lily2001) | 60.07 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 24970. | (mayala03) | 60.07 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 24971. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 60.07 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 24972. | (sanji_san) | 60.07 | 96% | 2016-07-26 |
| 24973. | (joyzkrtz) | 60.06 | 86% | 2016-05-22 |
| 24974. | 𝕄𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕧... | 60.06 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 24975. | tstats[mannyblaze] (mannybl... | 60.06 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 24976. | (bamboo1857) | 60.06 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 24977. | Ron (ronincognito) | 60.06 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 24978. | fuccboi (sh2d0w) | 60.06 | 94% | 2013-08-13 |
| 24979. | Shubhang (vermashubhang) | 60.06 | 91% | 2013-08-21 |
| 24980. | (twojokers) | 60.06 | 91% | 2016-05-04 |
| 24981. | (moemoneymoe) | 60.05 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 24982. | (coutsgu) | 60.05 | 96% | 2012-09-01 |
| 24983. | (rokudan) | 60.05 | 94% | 2012-03-12 |
| 24984. | (stephano) | 60.05 | 94% | 2012-11-26 |
| 24985. | (neoneye2) | 60.04 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 24986. | (andrea_oboe) | 60.04 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |