Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3319. | Earl Jannsen (ejlb15) | 87.05 | 95% | 2025-06-24 |
| 3320. | POTATOBOBA (realpotatoboba) | 87.03 | 97.8% | 2024-05-19 |
| 3321. | Caspex (caspexwpm) | 87.02 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 3322. | phackiew (phackiew) | 87.02 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 3323. | woarrhc (mochipeach92) | 87.01 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 3324. | _ (2sloww) | 86.99 | 99% | 2023-09-18 |
| 3325. | morderca_klawiatur (morderc... | 86.97 | 98.2% | 2024-07-21 |
| 3326. | CptCode (nicholasawyong) | 86.96 | 96.9% | 2024-04-13 |
| 3327. | slow (slowrunning_life) | 86.96 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 3328. | Denec (denec) | 86.96 | 97.6% | 2024-01-10 |
| 3329. | SJ (sjtype11) | 86.94 | 98.2% | 2024-02-13 |
| 3330. | Happpy (happpy9) | 86.90 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 3331. | Good__Guy (good__guy) | 86.90 | 98% | 2024-01-28 |
| 3332. | Arnab Parial (raoul2024) | 86.89 | 98.2% | 2025-01-06 |
| 3333. | Skrunch (skrunch) | 86.88 | 96.3% | 2025-01-15 |
| 3334. | Mauzy (mauzy) | 86.87 | 97.5% | 2023-06-08 |
| 3335. | BDBoss (backdoorboss) | 86.85 | 99% | 2023-04-21 |
| 3336. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 86.85 | 99.3% | 2025-04-01 |
| 3337. | CJ (nexentriz) | 86.83 | 94.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 3338. | Dominic (cubed_minotaur) | 86.81 | 97.8% | 2023-12-18 |
| 3339. | Qiww (qiffym) | 86.81 | 97% | 2024-11-21 |
| 3340. | Urvos (nixilis) | 86.80 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 3341. | Loser (tiki1234) | 86.80 | 96% | 2023-07-27 |
| 3342. | Pebble (hoodjfh) | 86.80 | 97% | 2024-06-02 |
| 3343. | grace (kittyamber) | 86.79 | 95.6% | 2023-09-23 |
| 3344. | Korean_Aardwolf (korean_aar... | 86.77 | 97% | 2024-07-06 |
| 3345. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 86.77 | 97.4% | 2023-07-04 |
| 3346. | Sam (samseaver) | 86.77 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 3347. | yjuk (yjuk) | 86.75 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 3348. | mohit (madara989) | 86.75 | 95.5% | 2024-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |