I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10463. | Stable (delux77) | 85.08 | 99% | 2017-06-22 |
| 10464. | candid (candidchip) | 85.07 | 96.5% | 2023-12-14 |
| 10465. | Tyler (qtwotebes) | 85.07 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 10466. | Kannady (kannady) | 85.07 | 99% | 2024-02-09 |
| 10467. | Bruce (milothatch) | 85.07 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 10468. | mad eyes (legalunicorn) | 85.06 | 97% | 2024-05-13 |
| 10469. | Nerf (nerflongshotuv) | 85.06 | 97% | 2020-03-12 |
| 10470. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 85.06 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 10471. | Gavin (perfectgavinator) | 85.06 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 10472. | autumn (honeycocaine) | 85.06 | 90% | 2017-04-05 |
| 10473. | Junle (junlez) | 85.05 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 10474. | Minerstove (minerstove) | 85.05 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 10475. | Damian (dame91) | 85.05 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 10476. | utility4u (utility4u) | 85.05 | 99.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 10477. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 85.05 | 100% | 2019-08-26 |
| 10478. | Norbert (5000wpm) | 85.05 | 93% | 2016-10-22 |
| 10479. | CJ (cjb_nyi) | 85.04 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
| 10480. | Sophie (sophieatwork) | 85.04 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 10481. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 85.04 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 10482. | Shark (sharkmetal) | 85.04 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 10483. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 85.04 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 10484. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 85.04 | 86% | 2015-04-26 |
| 10485. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 85.03 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 10486. | Mo (mosidhom) | 85.03 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 10487. | Barbarian (kishananuraag) | 85.03 | 97.2% | 2024-07-11 |
| 10488. | Byambadalai (l3yam134) | 85.03 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 10489. | Tom (yedidit) | 85.03 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 10490. | David (itisiiamit) | 85.03 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
| 10491. | â™ Homer (pimpelkram) | 85.03 | 99% | 2015-06-11 |
| 10492. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 85.02 | 97.4% | 2024-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |