So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15328. | obh (_r_s_) | 75.87 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 15329. | Taylor (taylorx) | 75.87 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 15330. | Alex (atduffaut) | 75.86 | 95.6% | 2023-06-05 |
| 15331. | Kris (xkruz) | 75.86 | 94% | 2013-03-19 |
| 15332. | Jotaro (udetha) | 75.86 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 15333. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 75.86 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 15334. | Santiago (forero) | 75.85 | 96.4% | 2023-06-30 |
| 15335. | James (verysoftpillows) | 75.85 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 15336. | Joshua (tophu) | 75.85 | 88% | 2013-09-16 |
| 15337. | Tomek (tomekrihliy) | 75.85 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 15338. | Thiago (thiagosobral) | 75.85 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 15339. | Giovanni (kumalo) | 75.85 | 97% | 2011-07-24 |
| 15340. | Snail (snailll) | 75.85 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 15341. | nxg2012 (nxg2012) | 75.85 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 15342. | Titel (andrewh) | 75.85 | 97% | 2016-04-13 |
| 15343. | Lorenzo (liquidswords) | 75.84 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 15344. | Shinji (twnecro) | 75.83 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 15345. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 75.83 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 15346. | Monsieur (tonga) | 75.83 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 15347. | Geert (gburg) | 75.83 | 97% | 2016-11-17 |
| 15348. | Speedy (homekeys) | 75.83 | 98% | 2011-10-09 |
| 15349. | Manzur (manzur) | 75.83 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 15350. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 75.82 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 15351. | Nikee (nikee25) | 75.82 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 15352. | R2bEEaton (r2beeaton) | 75.82 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 15353. | Ivan (vanisher) | 75.82 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 15354. | Murker - About Time! (murke... | 75.82 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 15355. | mel (madi920) | 75.82 | 95% | 2011-05-17 |
| 15356. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 75.81 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 15357. | sterling (sterlingb12) | 75.81 | 94.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |