As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12095. | Hessi (hessijames) | 78.83 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 12096. | Setthawut (agilemedusa) | 78.83 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 12097. | Socks (quiet_nyoom) | 78.82 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 12098. | Hoang (0987532921) | 78.82 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 12099. | Gregory (azndota) | 78.82 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 12100. | Aleksa (aaleksaa) | 78.82 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
| 12101. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 78.81 | 96.6% | 2024-03-10 |
| 12102. | Do people have computers in... | 78.81 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 12103. | med (medssss) | 78.81 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 12104. | Robin (robinhoogend) | 78.81 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12105. | Saidai (saidai) | 78.80 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 12106. | Daniel (bojangled) | 78.80 | 89% | 2015-06-24 |
| 12107. | Paul (jungps) | 78.80 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
| 12108. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 78.80 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 12109. | Daniel (encapsulation) | 78.80 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12110. | ARK (anandh2410) | 78.80 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 12111. | Michael (michaelmoshui) | 78.79 | 98% | 2024-07-08 |
| 12112. | Hmanine (humanine) | 78.79 | 96.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 12113. | Ethan (twizzlestorm) | 78.79 | 91% | 2016-12-09 |
| 12114. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 78.79 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12115. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 78.79 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 12116. | Crackersontheshelf (taejung... | 78.79 | 96.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 12117. | michael (mikeyjohn) | 78.79 | 96% | 2025-01-30 |
| 12118. | C (crlars91) | 78.79 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 12119. | Vietnamese Typer (cuongnvci... | 78.79 | 98% | 2016-11-15 |
| 12120. | Napol (narachat) | 78.79 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
| 12121. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 78.79 | 95% | 2018-01-18 |
| 12122. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 78.78 | 96.4% | 2024-02-02 |
| 12123. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 78.78 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 12124. | Tarako (tarako003) | 78.78 | 99% | 2018-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |