I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14002. | Bryce (brycetifer) | 76.33 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 14003. | Mike (yoshyosh) | 76.33 | 96.8% | 2024-09-25 |
| 14004. | persaime (persaime) | 76.32 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 14005. | Esk (99tester) | 76.32 | 94% | 2019-05-01 |
| 14006. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 76.32 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 14007. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 76.32 | 99% | 2020-06-08 |
| 14008. | Kevin (gkpc) | 76.32 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 14009. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 76.32 | 96% | 2017-07-04 |
| 14010. | Mikko (mkrk) | 76.31 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 14011. | Josh (awfulaccident) | 76.31 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 14012. | Mohammad (mewsamurai) | 76.31 | 97.4% | 2021-02-27 |
| 14013. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 76.31 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 14014. | Uday Kiran (uday_kiran02) | 76.30 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 14015. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 76.30 | 95% | 2021-09-03 |
| 14016. | Jason (jasonguenther123) | 76.30 | 90% | 2017-02-05 |
| 14017. | Nick (o3nick) | 76.30 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 14018. | qrxclovs (qrxclovs) | 76.29 | 96% | 2026-02-06 |
| 14019. | Jack (twitch_unsigned_jack) | 76.29 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 14020. | YourLilBot (yourlilbot) | 76.28 | 93.7% | 2024-05-14 |
| 14021. | Christian (swaggydog123) | 76.28 | 93% | 2019-01-25 |
| 14022. | Kelly (kellymonkey28) | 76.28 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 14023. | Lammy (benstickobi595) | 76.28 | 96.3% | 2024-03-26 |
| 14024. | SirParts Online Youtube Cha... | 76.27 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 14025. | Michał (michalll) | 76.27 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 14026. | Radek (radecekwriter) | 76.27 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 14027. | Ryan (ranksy) | 76.27 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 14028. | Skyer (skypeasant) | 76.27 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 14029. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 76.27 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 14030. | Tran (newstrung) | 76.27 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 14031. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 76.27 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |