As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1019. | monochrome (artemis_05) | 123.67 | 97.5% | 2025-05-13 |
| 1020. | Sprinkle (mrsprinkle) | 123.66 | 98.8% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1021. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 123.63 | 100% | 2024-05-27 |
| 1022. | suiso (suisosan) | 123.62 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
| 1023. | James (the_swan) | 123.61 | 98% | 2023-10-13 |
| 1024. | Gary (professionalism) | 123.61 | 96% | 2016-01-02 |
| 1025. | Jason (d00shleet) | 123.60 | 100% | 2016-05-04 |
| 1026. | Bill Tinn (tearsinrain) | 123.57 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 1027. | Brussels (brussels413) | 123.56 | 99.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1028. | CJ (bighiest) | 123.56 | 99.3% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1029. | Renosec (renosec) | 123.56 | 97% | 2023-11-20 |
| 1030. | Kelvin (_kal) | 123.52 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 1031. | Josh (hogree) | 123.52 | 91% | 2016-02-29 |
| 1032. | vdc (shooterboss) | 123.51 | 99% | 2016-09-05 |
| 1033. | Doyle (dzhsck) | 123.50 | 100% | 2018-08-11 |
| 1034. | Anna (cyborgor) | 123.49 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1035. | Victor (twistedwalnut) | 123.46 | 97% | 2017-03-11 |
| 1036. | aspect (aspectzzz) | 123.45 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 1037. | Jaehead (jaehead) | 123.44 | 99% | 2016-06-28 |
| 1038. | Casey (casey__lim) | 123.44 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
| 1039. | Derek (hippochampus) | 123.43 | 98% | 2015-04-05 |
| 1040. | safari (safari_type) | 123.42 | 99% | 2015-07-12 |
| 1041. | Tan (tim0909) | 123.40 | 98.6% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1042. | Dustin (jw65904) | 123.38 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 1043. | Joshua (shmucky) | 123.37 | 99.1% | 2024-09-02 |
| 1044. | gus (runinbahnxx) | 123.33 | 96% | 2016-05-17 |
| 1045. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 123.31 | 99.1% | 2025-03-23 |
| 1046. | Someone (_some_one_) | 123.29 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 1047. | skippi (skippie) | 123.28 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 1048. | Tony (tony82890) | 123.27 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |