It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1792. | Jace (cake_mixd) | 82.93 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1793. | Keenan (keenpeen) | 82.92 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1794. | Teegey (teegey) | 82.92 | 96% | 2017-10-29 |
| 1795. | Aidin (aidin177) | 82.91 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
| 1796. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 82.91 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1797. | shaan (khem92) | 82.91 | 99% | 2017-12-15 |
| 1798. | Teemu (teemuhai) | 82.90 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 1799. | Bling (noupdate) | 82.88 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 1800. | Bon (buttlicker420) | 82.85 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1801. | moreclams (moreclams) | 82.85 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1802. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 82.85 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 1803. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 82.83 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1804. | jeff (typecringe) | 82.82 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 1805. | Colin (3geosyog) | 82.79 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 1806. | muzakh (muzakkiha) | 82.78 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 1807. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 82.77 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1808. | zig (gluegluglu) | 82.76 | 99% | 2017-11-29 |
| 1809. | John (twentydollar) | 82.76 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1810. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 82.75 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1811. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 82.73 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 1812. | Janne (thepopstardude) | 82.72 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1813. | fart on me please (fearscap... | 82.68 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1814. | Herman (hermantam) | 82.67 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 1815. | boss (jpairat) | 82.65 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1816. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 82.61 | 99% | 2020-01-12 |
| 1817. | TMM (matt0509) | 82.61 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1818. | chekic (chekic) | 82.60 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1819. | Alvan (ohsorice) | 82.60 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1820. | Woo (wonderwall77) | 82.60 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 1821. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 82.58 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |