So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1630. | schnook (schnook) | 116.63 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 1631. | Joyce (hoysay) | 116.63 | 99% | 2016-03-15 |
| 1632. | Xpekade (xpekade) | 116.62 | 98% | 2023-10-26 |
| 1633. | esther (star1127) | 116.62 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 1634. | kkgbyn (slyle) | 116.62 | 95% | 2015-12-10 |
| 1635. | ॐ ღ kelz ღ ॐ ♥ wa... | 116.62 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1636. | eric (supercire) | 116.61 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 1637. | Murid (shinymoogle) | 116.60 | 99% | 2013-10-08 |
| 1638. | Marc (cyph3r) | 116.60 | 95% | 2013-05-08 |
| 1639. | Hehedshot (hehedshot) | 116.59 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 1640. | Yoo (harmony_card) | 116.59 | 99% | 2016-11-03 |
| 1641. | hi (newkeyboardlove) | 116.59 | 97% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1642. | frank (fastfingersfrank) | 116.58 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 1643. | Ms (maiviolin) | 116.57 | 95% | 2016-05-07 |
| 1644. | Cat (teafairy) | 116.57 | 98% | 2013-05-22 |
| 1645. | Ho0n (ho0n) | 116.57 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 1646. | TWCHO (twcho) | 116.56 | 95% | 2015-06-20 |
| 1647. | Richard (moose6589) | 116.55 | 99% | 2011-12-30 |
| 1648. | Joana (jocho526) | 116.54 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 1649. | RIP Byron (enriquecollin) | 116.54 | 99% | 2017-12-28 |
| 1650. | Nomis (kenki) | 116.53 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 1651. | Austin (i_fail) | 116.53 | 100% | 2012-01-25 |
| 1652. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 116.51 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1653. | George (flamewheel) | 116.51 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 1654. | hengoat (bagnana) | 116.49 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
| 1655. | wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) | 116.49 | 98% | 2017-01-24 |
| 1656. | claus (homeboiclaus) | 116.49 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1657. | BanjoBoss (banjoboss) | 116.48 | 98.8% | 2023-09-18 |
| 1658. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 116.47 | 99% | 2016-02-28 |
| 1659. | Takayuki (dq_maniac) | 116.47 | 98% | 2013-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |