Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1609. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 84.28 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
1610. | James Ethan (laszerbeam) | 84.27 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
1611. | Rafael (rafmonster) | 84.26 | 95% | 2018-04-06 |
1612. | Ethan (conanethan) | 84.23 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
1613. | chowder (elitechowder) | 84.22 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
1614. | (roiii) | 84.21 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
1615. | Pogchamp (poggerchamps) | 84.20 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
1616. | Hassan (ha559) | 84.16 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
1617. | Boris (bb667) | 84.16 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
1618. | A (kmos) | 84.16 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
1619. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 84.15 | 98% | 2018-12-31 |
1620. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 84.15 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
1621. | Cream Of (creamofroach) | 84.14 | 99% | 2020-09-22 |
1622. | KW (pelleas) | 84.13 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
1623. | Piotr (yahoo358) | 84.12 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
1624. | bub (bubmaley) | 84.09 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
1625. | tw1tch (tw1tch) | 84.07 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
1626. | Alre (alrestin) | 84.07 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
1627. | Arthur (arthurfkirkland) | 84.06 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
1628. | Scan (scherzo) | 84.03 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
1629. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 84.00 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
1630. | NU (nusensei) | 83.99 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
1631. | ad (quqquqqqu) | 83.98 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
1632. | Jack (jack_tran04) | 83.98 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
1633. | Tyler (tjang) | 83.98 | 99% | 2019-05-14 |
1634. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 83.98 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
1635. | Yo (yeeeh) | 83.97 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
1636. | Paul (unafirwa) | 83.96 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
1637. | xjkan (xjkan) | 83.96 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
1638. | Peter (petercro) | 83.93 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |