I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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| 613. | Sondr (pngstr) | 62.87 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 614. | James (frxction) | 62.74 | 93% | 2020-11-10 |
| 615. | Sabiina (sabinah) | 62.69 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 616. | deydey (iskalaberkberk0427) | 62.68 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 617. | owo (altecobalt) | 62.55 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 618. | Jonathan (bods_88) | 62.51 | 94% | 2020-10-10 |
| 619. | Philip (plip_1021) | 62.19 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
| 620. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 62.19 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 621. | qwerab (qwerab) | 62.00 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 622. | Thien (breadlittle) | 61.93 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 623. | Парса (parsrch) | 61.88 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 624. | Shouen (shouenlee10) | 61.81 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| 625. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 61.76 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 626. | nyet (slickman) | 61.69 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 627. | Adarsh (oblivious_paradigm) | 61.67 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 628. | Gerardo (18gtorres) | 61.67 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 629. | Par (tuxyuwu) | 61.62 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 630. | Eugenio (eugenioleal) | 61.62 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 631. | Daniel (pepsimaxco) | 61.55 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 632. | left (actual01) | 61.53 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 633. | eric (ericpr) | 61.35 | 94% | 2020-11-22 |
| 634. | Kelli (psychpatient27) | 61.34 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 635. | return NULL; (honor12) | 61.24 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
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| 637. | J (irocamora) | 61.15 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 638. | hereugo (hereugo) | 61.14 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 639. | Trent (tsteele07) | 61.07 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 640. | ALOK (alkkumar) | 61.04 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
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