As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12946. | Danz (danzss) | 77.50 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 12947. | Amber (theamberfang) | 77.50 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 12948. | Conrad (conrad7) | 77.50 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 12949. | lev (lev_x64) | 77.50 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 12950. | π«π π βΈΙ¦ΙΚΓΕΙ ... | 77.50 | 96.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 12951. | Ed (ed841) | 77.50 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 12952. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 77.50 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 12953. | Lagmbsf (lagmbsf) | 77.50 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12954. | Oliver (docileturtle) | 77.50 | 94% | 2020-03-03 |
| 12955. | Pumpkin (pumpkin_) | 77.49 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12956. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 77.49 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
| 12957. | Mack (tastyasiank9) | 77.48 | 96.3% | 2024-10-04 |
| 12958. | conturna (conturna) | 77.48 | 97.2% | 2025-03-04 |
| 12959. | badal (badal1) | 77.48 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 12960. | Rofik (rofikbjir) | 77.48 | 97.1% | 2023-12-26 |
| 12961. | Jarocj (manhna99) | 77.48 | 97.3% | 2025-02-26 |
| 12962. | Ben (benjals9) | 77.47 | 95.6% | 2025-06-04 |
| 12963. | Alex (tra_pz) | 77.47 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12964. | Bry (athelstan) | 77.47 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 12965. | Rdk (olegus) | 77.47 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 12966. | asdf (doctorworm) | 77.47 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 12967. | _ (abayto) | 77.47 | 98% | 2015-10-19 |
| 12968. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 77.47 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 12969. | duong (anhhungcolao) | 77.46 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 12970. | Billy (bill_nye1) | 77.45 | 95.4% | 2023-12-07 |
| 12971. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 77.45 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 12972. | Cinari (cinari) | 77.45 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
| 12973. | boo (lolitsme) | 77.45 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 12974. | Maciej (thasobot) | 77.44 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 12975. | Chaos (chaosknight) | 77.44 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |