As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18542. | Addison (sugarveggies) | 59.09 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
18543. | Copy (copypasta) | 59.09 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
18544. | CinnamonOwl (kitkat08) | 59.09 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
18545. | Anish (anish_k) | 59.08 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
18546. | NJ (njc99) | 59.08 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
18547. | Robert (keyboardhoe) | 59.08 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
18548. | modest (true_everest) | 59.07 | 94% | 2019-01-27 |
18549. | Srinidhi (eren_eager) | 59.07 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
18550. | Jenni (jenni02) | 59.07 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
18551. | Turkey (turkeyman2) | 59.07 | 94% | 2017-02-11 |
18552. | aldrin (drin) | 59.07 | 91% | 2016-07-27 |
18553. | Mudshark (icetea69) | 59.06 | 94% | 2019-05-07 |
18554. | Sraboni (speedo_91) | 59.06 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
18555. | Grimmlon (grimmlon) | 59.06 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
18556. | vircatro (vircatro) | 59.06 | 90% | 2016-07-28 |
18557. | Loopdreams (loopdreams) | 59.06 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
18558. | Aiko (aiko_1) | 59.05 | 92% | 2015-10-01 |
18559. | marcy (mahsee) | 59.05 | 87% | 2017-03-11 |
18560. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 59.05 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
18561. | jesse (jessegotwood) | 59.05 | 96.5% | 2021-02-19 |
18562. | Brock (serval421) | 59.05 | 98.4% | 2021-02-23 |
18563. | Dmitry (dmitry_turcan) | 59.05 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
18564. | oTTo (otto43) | 59.04 | 94% | 2022-01-25 |
18565. | Eugene (mr__krabs) | 59.04 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
18566. | RC (rccode) | 59.04 | 91% | 2015-06-03 |
18567. | Trevor (leafrider) | 59.03 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
18568. | Dom (dcsonic41) | 59.03 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
18569. | Benedek (pbeni05) | 59.02 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
18570. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 59.02 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
18571. | Bill (damici_lift) | 59.02 | 96.6% | 2023-09-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |