I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8790. | fshi (darftw) | 89.83 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8791. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 89.83 | 97% | 2025-11-09 |
| 8792. | Andy (andyfu2006) | 89.83 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 8793. | sat (sattypants) | 89.83 | 98.7% | 2023-05-23 |
| 8794. | Teo (themightyghost) | 89.83 | 91% | 2016-01-08 |
| 8795. | Minami (minamiya1) | 89.82 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 8796. | Mustang (mustang_2015) | 89.82 | 96% | 2015-12-06 |
| 8797. | patrick (iaminarush) | 89.82 | 93% | 2016-05-21 |
| 8798. | Mitchell (spastow) | 89.81 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 8799. | De9mond (uniwite) | 89.80 | 96.7% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8800. | ZimiKK (zemihd) | 89.80 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 8801. | hi_mensuh (mrmemer69) | 89.79 | 95% | 2025-11-30 |
| 8802. | mh (mhqwerty) | 89.79 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
| 8803. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 89.79 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8804. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 89.79 | 97% | 2015-04-29 |
| 8805. | taylor (pastford) | 89.78 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 8806. | Hope (hopenoble) | 89.77 | 93% | 2017-04-26 |
| 8807. | CarCubePanda (carcubepanda) | 89.77 | 98.7% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8808. | bub (_bubble) | 89.77 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8809. | myclearswitches (turtletypez) | 89.77 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 8810. | Jalen (dabesttypr) | 89.76 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8811. | alpha (alphawoman) | 89.76 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 8812. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 89.76 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 8813. | krimson102 (krimson102) | 89.76 | 99% | 2019-09-22 |
| 8814. | Daniel (krayt) | 89.76 | 95% | 2015-05-15 |
| 8815. | jennyjenjen (jennyjenjen) | 89.76 | 98% | 2015-09-19 |
| 8816. | vetle (vetlebg) | 89.75 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 8817. | Joe (jabooshky) | 89.74 | 95.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8818. | CAIIIARH (caiiiarh) | 89.74 | 98.2% | 2024-06-19 |
| 8819. | Josh (joshblatt) | 89.74 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |