Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1954. | A (andisim) | 103.58 | 98.7% | 2025-02-20 |
| 1955. | eisenwave (eisenwave) | 103.57 | 99% | 2024-03-11 |
| 1956. | brackety (brackety) | 103.57 | 99% | 2024-05-25 |
| 1957. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 103.56 | 97.2% | 2024-02-18 |
| 1958. | skb11 (skb11) | 103.54 | 97.5% | 2024-06-14 |
| 1959. | Dan (danbanica) | 103.52 | 97% | 2024-04-01 |
| 1960. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 103.50 | 98.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 1961. | š¢jakeinator (landaverdei... | 103.50 | 99% | 2025-08-19 |
| 1962. | danny (stewyvirus) | 103.47 | 97.6% | 2023-05-25 |
| 1963. | Brad (bebersole11) | 103.45 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
| 1964. | IMAPDFILE (lolimapdf) | 103.44 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1965. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 103.44 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 1966. | MAX (glosa) | 103.43 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 1967. | lordvanta (lordvantablack) | 103.42 | 98.2% | 2023-12-11 |
| 1968. | MUPH (muphine) | 103.41 | 97.5% | 2023-06-28 |
| 1969. | Subramanian (ks_aps) | 103.39 | 98.8% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1970. | T T (turtletown) | 103.38 | 97% | 2025-09-09 |
| 1971. | TommeX (tommex7) | 103.38 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1972. | queh (phkesufb) | 103.37 | 96.5% | 2024-06-16 |
| 1973. | tstats[quansonacci] (quanso... | 103.36 | 97% | 2023-12-12 |
| 1974. | Seiji (sati2030) | 103.35 | 98% | 2025-05-12 |
| 1975. | Noe (whitise) | 103.35 | 99.1% | 2025-02-16 |
| 1976. | BecauseNo (becauseno) | 103.35 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1977. | jervin (jervin14) | 103.35 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 1978. | Fly1nthe5ky (fly1nthe5ky) | 103.34 | 97.7% | 2024-05-23 |
| 1979. | D (dmaulish) | 103.31 | 97.7% | 2024-07-09 |
| 1980. | Lunar (damn_lunar) | 103.28 | 98% | 2023-11-23 |
| 1981. | Rami (nub_paws) | 103.28 | 99.3% | 2024-04-05 |
| 1982. | Porygon (electricsoldierpor... | 103.27 | 97.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 1983. | kappa (kappakon) | 103.27 | 97.5% | 2025-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |