Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1603. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 90.39 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1604. | Jon (customabilities) | 90.38 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 1605. | joe (samoyeet) | 90.36 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1606. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 90.36 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1607. | Ernest (ernestl_lalo) | 90.35 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 1608. | Olcay (kinataki) | 90.34 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1609. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 90.34 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1610. | ego (egoductor) | 90.29 | 100% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1611. | Christopher (kingcruds) | 90.28 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 1612. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 90.28 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 1613. | Eric (mrmalave) | 90.27 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 1614. | Evan (evang12) | 90.25 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1615. | No (bambusnippel) | 90.25 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 1616. | 8Core (8core) | 90.24 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1617. | Matthew (locoforhotcocoa) | 90.21 | 99% | 2018-03-07 |
| 1618. | Chicken (sontayy) | 90.18 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 1619. | Cicada (turtlespeedpls) | 90.15 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1620. | ilysm (angelkiro) | 90.13 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1621. | Detective Miller (mybrownsw... | 90.13 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1622. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 90.12 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 1623. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 90.12 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 1624. | Susie (susieq22) | 90.12 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 1625. | Steven (fasting) | 90.11 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1626. | Kevin (niker79) | 90.10 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1627. | Dean (super6plx) | 90.08 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1628. | Michael (thegul) | 90.07 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1629. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 90.07 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1630. | Mark (plebsaur) | 90.06 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 1631. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 90.05 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
| 1632. | Mateusz (ccre) | 90.04 | 96% | 2017-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |