So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8733. | Oliver (guggero) | 88.56 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 8734. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 88.56 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 8735. | drs247 (drs247) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 8736. | nah id win (aragorn_the_snake) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8737. | Sai (saiganesh7) | 88.56 | 98% | 2012-06-02 |
| 8738. | Sun (melliw) | 88.55 | 95% | 2016-01-10 |
| 8739. | Oats (oatsonnorman) | 88.55 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8740. | Leo (zeignn) | 88.55 | 94% | 2011-09-17 |
| 8741. | Vedpal (vedpal2050@gmail.com) | 88.55 | 97% | 2013-12-29 |
| 8742. | haidanos (haidanos) | 88.54 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 8743. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 88.54 | 97.5% | 2023-08-09 |
| 8744. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 88.54 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 8745. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 88.54 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 8746. | SuckD (suckd) | 88.53 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 8747. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 88.53 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8748. | Minh Hải (minhhai) | 88.53 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 8749. | Cicada (turtlespeedpls) | 88.52 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 8750. | sugary (sugarykitty) | 88.51 | 98% | 2023-09-10 |
| 8751. | Space Cowboy (booqueefius69... | 88.51 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 8752. | -__- (chocoluvr) | 88.51 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 8753. | hyperwolf (hyperwolf7) | 88.51 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 8754. | Chris (chrisb_33) | 88.51 | 90% | 2014-01-24 |
| 8755. | nyouhas (nyouhas_) | 88.50 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 8756. | Nick (neepwithin) | 88.50 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 8757. | coder8080 (coder8080) | 88.50 | 99% | 2023-08-15 |
| 8758. | brian (heartcore) | 88.50 | 94% | 2014-02-25 |
| 8759. | Luka (sercasm) | 88.50 | 94% | 2015-11-12 |
| 8760. | Xazec (xazec) | 88.50 | 96% | 2013-01-27 |
| 8761. | Melissa (melissathatsme) | 88.50 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 8762. | Will (wtd2) | 88.50 | 93% | 2014-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |