I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2560. | Jennifer (jwintersgill) | 110.57 | 99% | 2014-12-09 |
| 2561. | Aleksander (acidix) | 110.56 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 2562. | Harry (hlethaby) | 110.55 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 2563. | Chase (mazziah) | 110.55 | 97% | 2013-10-15 |
| 2564. | DJ (derrejchen) | 110.54 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 2565. | free (jubblies) | 110.54 | 97.5% | 2023-10-03 |
| 2566. | asdf (omgom) | 110.54 | 96% | 2013-03-17 |
| 2567. | Jing (oddishjing) | 110.52 | 99% | 2012-12-18 |
| 2568. | Manu (basuramanu) | 110.51 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 2569. | tstats[glebby] (glebby) | 110.51 | 100% | 2022-12-19 |
| 2570. | MingLee (thegreatestho) | 110.51 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 2571. | Rybon (reckles) | 110.50 | 97% | 2014-08-21 |
| 2572. | Alex (alexjdam) | 110.50 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 2573. | Dion (blinx615) | 110.50 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 2574. | Niko (varial) | 110.49 | 97% | 2012-10-16 |
| 2575. | Mureed (mureed) | 110.49 | 100% | 2016-03-02 |
| 2576. | Turtles All (turtles) | 110.48 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 2577. | Justas (nikaragva) | 110.48 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 2578. | THIS IS AN OLD ACCOUNT (gal... | 110.48 | 99% | 2018-01-23 |
| 2579. | Anthony (petruccius) | 110.47 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 2580. | sweetles (sweetles) | 110.47 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 2581. | Bryan (bmatis) | 110.47 | 90% | 2011-06-17 |
| 2582. | Alex (supersupreme) | 110.46 | 97% | 2013-06-22 |
| 2583. | . (hanthedude) | 110.45 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 2584. | Euwern (euwerneese) | 110.45 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 2585. | idk (itsjustmeuknow) | 110.45 | 99% | 2019-02-16 |
| 2586. | Orlando (orlandor3) | 110.44 | 100% | 2016-06-27 |
| 2587. | Kenji (moarkenji) | 110.44 | 97% | 2016-02-06 |
| 2588. | halley (polyjun) | 110.42 | 97.5% | 2023-10-18 |
| 2589. | Trent (pwnzusauce) | 110.42 | 100% | 2012-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |