Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9345. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 90.92 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 9346. | karim (karimchickensoup) | 90.91 | 97% | 2025-07-27 |
| 9347. | CrazyMonke (crazy_monke) | 90.91 | 98% | 2025-03-29 |
| 9348. | Raj (raxoltron) | 90.91 | 97% | 2025-05-21 |
| 9349. | . (sinzee) | 90.91 | 96% | 2022-06-02 |
| 9350. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 90.91 | 97.7% | 2023-07-22 |
| 9351. | Jacky (thejacky87) | 90.91 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9352. | E (evan_30) | 90.90 | 97.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| 9353. | Pratyaksh (nickpratyaksh) | 90.89 | 98.1% | 2024-02-22 |
| 9354. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 90.89 | 98.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 9355. | Paweł (pawlo_o) | 90.89 | 96% | 2020-03-09 |
| 9356. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 90.89 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9357. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 90.88 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| 9358. | Ben (benbino) | 90.88 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9359. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 90.88 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 9360. | Eric (ericj48) | 90.88 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9361. | scrgesmells (scrgesmells) | 90.87 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 9362. | peasant300 (jessebot) | 90.87 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 9363. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 90.87 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 9364. | George (turtlerocker) | 90.87 | 99% | 2019-04-20 |
| 9365. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 90.86 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
| 9366. | Relusion (relusion) | 90.86 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 9367. | brownbelly (pvthg) | 90.86 | 96.5% | 2024-11-24 |
| 9368. | Max (pizzadog2) | 90.86 | 96% | 2018-07-10 |
| 9369. | Matthew (matthewanora13) | 90.85 | 97% | 2025-04-30 |
| 9370. | Vivek (cute_low7777) | 90.85 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 9371. | Noah (noahinfini) | 90.85 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 9372. | Jonathan (reverbcs) | 90.85 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 9373. | C (ccc123) | 90.85 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9374. | reading is (the_library_is_... | 90.85 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |