I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9008. | Potato (milkbag) | 89.14 | 98.1% | 2024-08-30 |
| 9009. | Faster Than You (Most of th... | 89.14 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 9010. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 89.14 | 98.3% | 2024-06-22 |
| 9011. | Kobe (kobeelijah111) | 89.13 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 9012. | Qazz (qazztheqazz) | 89.13 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 9013. | laerton (laerton) | 89.13 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 9014. | Abdallah (akokash) | 89.13 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 9015. | Dupek500 (dupek500) | 89.13 | 87% | 2017-02-03 |
| 9016. | Carless (carless) | 89.13 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
| 9017. | ProudTurk777 (pino1101) | 89.12 | 97% | 2026-05-01 |
| 9018. | abhishek (abk_k) | 89.12 | 97.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 9019. | Troy (dogepowers) | 89.12 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 9020. | jeebus (jeebus0) | 89.11 | 97% | 2025-02-05 |
| 9021. | Tim (thole) | 89.11 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 9022. | Nathan (craizar) | 89.11 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| 9023. | ojinsg (ojinsg) | 89.10 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 9024. | Jason (turtlepig) | 89.09 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 9025. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 89.09 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 9026. | Hugi (hugi97) | 89.09 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 9027. | Jessica (imjesska) | 89.09 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9028. | Josh (slagcs) | 89.08 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9029. | Ahmad (aalay5558) | 89.08 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 9030. | Taru (tarukwon) | 89.08 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 9031. | mono (raatae) | 89.08 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 9032. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 89.08 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9033. | herny (helluherny) | 89.08 | 95% | 2019-05-29 |
| 9034. | shirley (shirlderp) | 89.08 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 9035. | yong (topcool) | 89.08 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 9036. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 89.08 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 9037. | Christian (pheonican77) | 89.07 | 98% | 2024-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |