As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23878. | (kzxsi) | 50.37 | 96.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 23879. | (spoonster) | 50.37 | 94% | 2021-03-06 |
| 23880. | N (nathanjai) | 50.37 | 95% | 2017-10-07 |
| 23881. | (simranjeet723) | 50.37 | 95% | 2017-07-04 |
| 23882. | Diego (megax454) | 50.37 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 23883. | Shady (shadywu) | 50.36 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 23884. | (sneha_1503) | 50.36 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 23885. | (triplej321) | 50.36 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 23886. | (lolfrog123) | 50.35 | 93% | 2019-04-01 |
| 23887. | (redorellano) | 50.35 | 91% | 2015-05-20 |
| 23888. | mahdi (carpenterbrother) | 50.35 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 23889. | Tom Ake (tom4ke) | 50.35 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 23890. | (antz9t) | 50.35 | 97% | 2015-11-27 |
| 23891. | Sultan (sultanreal) | 50.34 | 93% | 2021-12-03 |
| 23892. | (us3rn_me) | 50.34 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
| 23893. | Dhruv (professor_dc) | 50.34 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 23894. | rohankumar (rohankumar) | 50.33 | 94.8% | 2023-07-30 |
| 23895. | (arshi_7) | 50.33 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
| 23896. | Jack (turtlejack) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 23897. | (amingo) | 50.32 | 95% | 2019-09-06 |
| 23898. | (yujiro144) | 50.31 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 23899. | Nahin (nahin_r) | 50.31 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 23900. | (hatorihanzo) | 50.31 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 23901. | Martin (maniacal_martin) | 50.31 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 23902. | Toby (tobiasharry) | 50.31 | 86% | 2017-02-09 |
| 23903. | (tupnuk_piki) | 50.30 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 23904. | jiji (jiji123) | 50.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 23905. | (knipo) | 50.30 | 94.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23906. | (middle_asia) | 50.30 | 88% | 2017-04-08 |
| 23907. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 50.30 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |