The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9641. | Michael (michaelmoshui) | 88.84 | 99.2% | 2025-02-11 |
| 9642. | Fastest (quickiest) | 88.84 | 98% | 2024-12-20 |
| 9643. | chibidango (chibidango) | 88.84 | 98% | 2024-01-28 |
| 9644. | LenY (lenyx24) | 88.84 | 97.6% | 2024-01-25 |
| 9645. | Edgar (egonzalez0787) | 88.84 | 97% | 2015-11-29 |
| 9646. | vivian (vvn_g) | 88.84 | 94% | 2013-07-03 |
| 9647. | Maze (mahe) | 88.84 | 97% | 2011-05-12 |
| 9648. | Titus (fiasco517) | 88.83 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 9649. | Anthony (anthonytech91) | 88.83 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 9650. | Jared (j_rad) | 88.83 | 96% | 2011-05-13 |
| 9651. | Sukuna (sukunathagoat) | 88.82 | 97% | 2024-06-29 |
| 9652. | 4Q (4thquartile) | 88.82 | 97% | 2024-10-05 |
| 9653. | Banana (banankake) | 88.82 | 97.5% | 2024-02-08 |
| 9654. | Vignesh (viggie) | 88.82 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9655. | Bob (bobtehguy) | 88.82 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 9656. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 88.82 | 95% | 2014-02-24 |
| 9657. | Viktor (knifenoob) | 88.81 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 9658. | ph (phmi) | 88.81 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 9659. | Turtle (turtiee) | 88.81 | 95% | 2017-05-13 |
| 9660. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 88.81 | 99% | 2014-06-24 |
| 9661. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 88.80 | 97.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 9662. | Two (two2) | 88.80 | 90% | 2013-04-18 |
| 9663. | Darwin (niwradsoft) | 88.80 | 97% | 2011-08-28 |
| 9664. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 88.80 | 98.3% | 2024-02-16 |
| 9665. | SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... | 88.79 | 98% | 2024-09-21 |
| 9666. | yglc (yglc) | 88.79 | 99% | 2024-05-30 |
| 9667. | AJ (bacon_is_life) | 88.79 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 9668. | Happy (candy02058912) | 88.79 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 9669. | Chocolat (ichocolat) | 88.79 | 94% | 2014-06-18 |
| 9670. | Ivan (agrus) | 88.79 | 99% | 2020-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |