I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1545. | Kevin (yurts) | 92.25 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1546. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 92.23 | 97% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1547. | Laurence (laurence42) | 92.20 | 97.2% | 2023-09-29 |
| 1548. | Brian (bgan) | 92.20 | 96.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 1549. | moss (moss0) | 92.17 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 1550. | Roboute (robosote) | 92.16 | 97.3% | 2023-06-06 |
| 1551. | Silver Bullet (rcanist) | 92.14 | 99.2% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1552. | Sanic (192378) | 92.10 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 1553. | L (thereddone) | 92.08 | 99.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 1554. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 92.08 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1555. | NoName (ineedname) | 92.07 | 96% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1556. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 92.05 | 97.7% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1557. | crytl (crytl) | 92.04 | 97.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 1558. | ws (wdsyywd) | 92.00 | 97.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1559. | Violet (fierypotato) | 91.99 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1560. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 91.97 | 96% | 2025-07-13 |
| 1561. | Callum (turt2014) | 91.96 | 98% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1562. | Robert (typeson) | 91.96 | 98.3% | 2023-09-07 |
| 1563. | K (sunfalls) | 91.95 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1564. | Matt Murdock (computer_scie... | 91.94 | 96.6% | 2024-10-28 |
| 1565. | Derrick (dummy_123) | 91.93 | 97% | 2025-01-03 |
| 1566. | Abdullah Faisal Al-Fahad (a... | 91.92 | 96% | 2025-03-27 |
| 1567. | greed (greedthelazy) | 91.92 | 97.6% | 2023-07-06 |
| 1568. | Kai (img3) | 91.86 | 97.2% | 2025-05-17 |
| 1569. | Genie (genie909) | 91.83 | 97.5% | 2024-10-06 |
| 1570. | Ethan (bihone) | 91.82 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1571. | Derek (thenyaz) | 91.80 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 1572. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 91.80 | 99.2% | 2023-07-04 |
| 1573. | JohnRS (tjohnr_sam) | 91.78 | 96.5% | 2024-03-05 |
| 1574. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 91.78 | 95.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |