I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5602. | pedrokungfu (pedrokungfu) | 97.95 | 98% | 2025-01-04 |
| 5603. | Pedro (pseudolemon) | 97.95 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5604. | Andres (failtrex) | 97.95 | 98.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5605. | Jakub (xaneth) | 97.94 | 96% | 2016-04-09 |
| 5606. | tetterdetet (tetterdetet) | 97.94 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
| 5607. | Lazar (lb115) | 97.94 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 5608. | asqii (askhattt) | 97.93 | 97.8% | 2024-05-22 |
| 5609. | PremiumFurniture (premium_f... | 97.93 | 99% | 2025-06-26 |
| 5610. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 97.93 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 5611. | Peter Paul "Paulie Walnuts"... | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 5612. | Akela (akela123) | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5613. | 1dpnasty (1dpnasty) | 97.92 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 5614. | get_on_board (get_on_board) | 97.91 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 5615. | curry (thecurryedone) | 97.91 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 5616. | Travis (oats) | 97.91 | 95% | 2016-06-13 |
| 5617. | Matt (dankdino) | 97.91 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 5618. | Callum (turt2014) | 97.90 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 5619. | Poppa (ghome) | 97.90 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 5620. | Jin (derherro) | 97.90 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
| 5621. | David (vicksdawg) | 97.90 | 97% | 2016-12-02 |
| 5622. | Sorairo (rickyx) | 97.89 | 94% | 2015-07-27 |
| 5623. | c0in (c0in) | 97.89 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 5624. | Leeisateam (leeisateam) | 97.88 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 5625. | Leon (imora) | 97.88 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 5626. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 97.88 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 5627. | 4HourFuneral (4hourfuneral) | 97.87 | 97.6% | 2024-01-24 |
| 5628. | J (crazjayz) | 97.87 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 5629. | Timothy (12tqian) | 97.87 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 5630. | MuffinMike (muffinmike) | 97.87 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
| 5631. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 97.87 | 98% | 2024-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |