So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31124. | nguyen (nguyenthangvud) | 50.67 | 93% | 2012-12-19 |
| 31125. | Arun (thenooboflegend) | 50.66 | 85% | 2016-03-19 |
| 31126. | Aayush (c4r30n) | 50.66 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 31127. | Shiv (shivam9_) | 50.66 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 31128. | stink (kenma_stinky) | 50.66 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 31129. | iraqi (esam061) | 50.66 | 91% | 2021-01-18 |
| 31130. | zPhoenix (zphoenix) | 50.66 | 95% | 2013-10-09 |
| 31131. | aziz (aziz) | 50.66 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 31132. | inaki333 (inaki333) | 50.65 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
| 31133. | bryan (bryan2010) | 50.65 | 94% | 2022-02-16 |
| 31134. | Keyser (keysersoze) | 50.65 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 31135. | YaBoi (yab0i) | 50.65 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 31136. | chloe (ca81676) | 50.65 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 31137. | BH (bhsn) | 50.65 | 88% | 2013-10-18 |
| 31138. | Carter (cartard84) | 50.65 | 91% | 2011-05-06 |
| 31139. | Daniel (deepo) | 50.65 | 87% | 2016-06-04 |
| 31140. | Djanges (djanges) | 50.64 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 31141. | marc (kangdashman) | 50.64 | 92% | 2018-06-13 |
| 31142. | Bullet (chayan007) | 50.64 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 31143. | Minh (votinh1210) | 50.64 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 31144. | LenNox (colour_foolz) | 50.64 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 31145. | Jojoo (turngrady) | 50.64 | 92% | 2014-04-11 |
| 31146. | Laura (laurahdzm) | 50.64 | 89% | 2011-10-18 |
| 31147. | Khalid (khalidaria) | 50.63 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
| 31148. | deydey (iskalaberkberk0427) | 50.63 | 94% | 2020-09-25 |
| 31149. | Daniele (st0mak) | 50.63 | 92% | 2014-06-14 |
| 31150. | Efe Boran (efbrnbrbr) | 50.63 | 94% | 2017-12-26 |
| 31151. | ayd (alsacien) | 50.63 | 94% | 2011-06-21 |
| 31152. | party (partyiee) | 50.62 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 31153. | Vivek (viveeek53) | 50.62 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |