What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 532. | (3dou) | 99.86 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 533. | (nullatrum) | 99.80 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 534. | Sanger (sanger) | 99.79 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 535. | (iambryan1234) | 99.77 | 99% | 2018-10-26 |
| 536. | (vagrant_) | 99.77 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 537. | (flip2theleft) | 99.72 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 538. | (yamiph) | 99.68 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 539. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 99.67 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 540. | (tyeh26) | 99.66 | 99% | 2019-05-31 |
| 541. | (21gracer) | 99.63 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 542. | (randykiyoshi) | 99.58 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 543. | (nakuj) | 99.58 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 544. | (er132er) | 99.56 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 545. | SCM (smusson) | 99.56 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 546. | (agenttyty) | 99.51 | 98% | 2019-10-12 |
| 547. | (numbers_00) | 99.51 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 548. | Joran (turkeyman) | 99.46 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 549. | Alex (national235) | 99.46 | 99% | 2018-01-09 |
| 550. | (jt183200) | 99.42 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 551. | Alex (eggstreme) | 99.41 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 552. | (psychotea) | 99.38 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 553. | Borger (mmfborgar) | 99.27 | 99% | 2020-10-07 |
| 554. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 99.20 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 555. | (lsdb9742) | 99.18 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 556. | (misteeque) | 99.18 | 99% | 2018-04-23 |
| 557. | (abg2002) | 99.16 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 558. | (craygirl) | 99.16 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 559. | (ribombee) | 99.12 | 97% | 2019-02-21 |
| 560. | (dalineth) | 99.11 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 561. | (rhinousc) | 98.90 | 99% | 2018-11-15 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |