I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6238. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 96.68 | 96% | 2017-05-18 |
| 6239. | Albertbz (albertbz) | 96.67 | 98.7% | 2023-09-01 |
| 6240. | Johnathan Walter (luciferin) | 96.67 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 6241. | Dovid (dymusicguy) | 96.67 | 95% | 2015-05-12 |
| 6242. | edisondotme (annuit02) | 96.67 | 96% | 2016-08-29 |
| 6243. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 96.66 | 98% | 2024-05-21 |
| 6244. | Maku (scepticmaku) | 96.66 | 98.3% | 2023-09-02 |
| 6245. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 96.66 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 6246. | (cubeyfantwo) | 96.66 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 6247. | . (xtypscer) | 96.66 | 95% | 2019-08-13 |
| 6248. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 96.65 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 6249. | Michael (hit2u) | 96.65 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 6250. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 96.65 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 6251. | Richard (cooloutac) | 96.64 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 6252. | jrnc (intellimouseftw) | 96.64 | 98% | 2019-07-27 |
| 6253. | René (rene_) | 96.64 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
| 6254. | Humbble (freedom97) | 96.63 | 97% | 2025-12-13 |
| 6255. | BloomJr (bloomjr) | 96.63 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 6256. | chentya (chentyaac) | 96.63 | 98.7% | 2024-10-02 |
| 6257. | Myriadia (mof10) | 96.63 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 6258. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 96.63 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
| 6259. | Phryxam (phryxam) | 96.63 | 92% | 2016-05-18 |
| 6260. | bacteria#1 (easydubs123) | 96.62 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 6261. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 96.62 | 96% | 2019-04-05 |
| 6262. | Andrew (akarzel) | 96.62 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 6263. | Chad (balphagor) | 96.61 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
| 6264. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 96.61 | 100% | 2022-10-13 |
| 6265. | 3 wpm (fopdoodle127) | 96.61 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 6266. | Austin (austinhwang) | 96.61 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 6267. | I type (carsftw) | 96.60 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |