There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation?
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 900. | Lunchlady (xg33kx) | 98.22 | 93% | 2016-12-23 |
| 901. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 98.22 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 902. | Chaka (cha_ka) | 98.21 | 95% | 2017-04-27 |
| 903. | jin (jinyt911) | 98.19 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 904. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 98.18 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 905. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 98.16 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 906. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 98.16 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 907. | Hipz (kahipz) | 98.15 | 90% | 2017-04-28 |
| 908. | rikk (rikk) | 98.14 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 909. | why tf premium members so f... | 98.12 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
| 910. | Ned (nedfrench) | 98.12 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 911. | T (demolition) | 98.10 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 912. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 98.09 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 913. | Panda (poonda) | 98.09 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 914. | Anton (tutantontut) | 98.08 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 915. | Heol (cryptofu) | 98.03 | 95% | 2017-06-01 |
| 916. | Tony (tuogex) | 98.01 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 917. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 98.00 | 95% | 2017-01-31 |
| 918. | Comeonn1 (comeonn1) | 97.95 | 95% | 2016-12-04 |
| 919. | Stephen (snivithefox) | 97.94 | 99% | 2017-03-27 |
| 920. | Akza (akza) | 97.91 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 921. | JimDeezy (jimdeezy) | 97.90 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 922. | Geordie (geordstar123) | 97.88 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 923. | Venator (venat0r) | 97.80 | 93% | 2016-12-10 |
| 924. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 97.74 | 99% | 2017-08-26 |
| 925. | not (ooorz) | 97.74 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 926. | Ramzan Mubarak 2025 (imtiaz... | 97.72 | 99% | 2020-03-14 |
| 927. | Becca (beckybonez) | 97.68 | 97% | 2016-12-09 |
| 928. | Evan (evanhung) | 97.68 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 929. | Jeong (downplay) | 97.68 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 11,676 | 76.15 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 368 | 57.67 | January 1, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.45 | March 29, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 79.35 | October 31, 2017 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 82.13 | August 31, 2021 |