Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2038. | Victoria (pineapplequeef) | 80.27 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 2039. | Usman (omig) | 80.25 | 99% | 2020-02-18 |
| 2040. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 80.24 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 2041. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 80.23 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 2042. | oskar (osny19) | 80.23 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 2043. | Jon (yaz324) | 80.23 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 2044. | Bri (tidepodsknuckles) | 80.22 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 2045. | Oisín (oisinoduibhir) | 80.22 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 2046. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 80.21 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2047. | Dave (hankatola) | 80.21 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2048. | Clay (ithirst) | 80.20 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2049. | Ben (benny0_o) | 80.20 | 98% | 2017-12-29 |
| 2050. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 80.19 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2051. | Lord (planta) | 80.19 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2052. | Michael (mike007) | 80.18 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 2053. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 80.17 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2054. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 80.16 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 2055. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 80.16 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2056. | HENN (username6129) | 80.15 | 99% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2057. | asd; (wispx) | 80.15 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 2058. | Akrish (akrish) | 80.13 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2059. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 80.11 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 2060. | Lenneth (lfayint) | 80.11 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2061. | Charles (charliesis) | 80.10 | 99% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2062. | icosaedru (achimia) | 80.10 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2063. | Dylan (nethzor) | 80.10 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 2064. | ph (phmi) | 80.08 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2065. | MINH (shinmyou) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2066. | Luke (hirosaka) | 80.08 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 2067. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 80.05 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |