I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14980. | عبد الرØيم الهØ... | 76.74 | 96% | 2025-07-24 |
| 14981. | Stephen (goldenxiaower) | 76.74 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 14982. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 76.74 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 14983. | Daulet (daukabase) | 76.73 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 14984. | omar (slow_sonic) | 76.73 | 98.8% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14985. | ves (bgrade) | 76.73 | 95% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14986. | Iker (pinacolada) | 76.72 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 14987. | JuanDa (juanmartinez111) | 76.72 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 14988. | Ariman (ariman1) | 76.72 | 96% | 2023-11-11 |
| 14989. | sak (notchc) | 76.72 | 95% | 2022-07-21 |
| 14990. | Moghit (moghit44) | 76.72 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 14991. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 76.72 | 95% | 2017-02-25 |
| 14992. | Abinash (dragongrg) | 76.71 | 96.7% | 2024-03-14 |
| 14993. | Dragon (dragon_cottage) | 76.71 | 97.6% | 2023-11-23 |
| 14994. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 76.71 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 14995. | Joy (joy_1) | 76.71 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 14996. | TuftyMonk (tuftymonk75) | 76.70 | 96% | 2022-07-31 |
| 14997. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 76.70 | 99% | 2020-02-08 |
| 14998. | Sylv (asalajajade) | 76.70 | 92% | 2017-05-23 |
| 14999. | moy (moymoymoy) | 76.70 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 15000. | Killer (killer_vr) | 76.69 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 15001. | utsab (utsab987) | 76.69 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 15002. | Yorkzie (yorkzie) | 76.68 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 15003. | last_breath (last_breath) | 76.68 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 15004. | Cheez (cheez78) | 76.68 | 94.8% | 2024-01-08 |
| 15005. | Hoong Jiet (dragonate1111) | 76.68 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 15006. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 76.68 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 15007. | joey69 (joey6969) | 76.68 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 15008. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 76.68 | 98.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 15009. | xzc (lol21321) | 76.68 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |