As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21004. | saithakare (_dracula99) | 58.39 | 94% | 2023-06-12 |
| 21005. | Joe (joe_scotto) | 58.39 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 21006. | Sntx (sntx) | 58.39 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 21007. | Unkn0w3n (unkn0w3n) | 58.39 | 95.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 21008. | Putra (hoodedproxy) | 58.39 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| 21009. | sloom (sloom_) | 58.39 | 93.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 21010. | chollip (chollip) | 58.38 | 90% | 2017-05-12 |
| 21011. | fatslag (fatslag) | 58.38 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 21012. | Ronit (ronit13) | 58.38 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
| 21013. | Titu (jyotimoydeuri) | 58.38 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| 21014. | may (maciem14) | 58.38 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 21015. | Gaurav (blockcipherr) | 58.37 | 95% | 2022-09-20 |
| 21016. | Denis (me4ls_0n_whee1s) | 58.37 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 21017. | dawid (nuclearmansnothot) | 58.37 | 94% | 2021-09-27 |
| 21018. | Osso (ossobuko) | 58.37 | 98.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 21019. | jonathan (jgreco2818) | 58.37 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 21020. | Omar (dotarow) | 58.36 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 21021. | ha (jerryhaha) | 58.36 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 21022. | TuftyMonk (tuftymonk75) | 58.36 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 21023. | Hit360D (hit360d) | 58.36 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 21024. | Oat (oatyoot) | 58.35 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
| 21025. | Lgtkillz (lgtkillz) | 58.35 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 21026. | Placebo (placebo_ct) | 58.35 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 21027. | taffy (kkristof97) | 58.35 | 95% | 2020-01-16 |
| 21028. | Toe Typer (ifingeryour) | 58.34 | 95% | 2023-02-25 |
| 21029. | MadScientisto (madscientisto) | 58.34 | 94% | 2023-09-22 |
| 21030. | Michael (notillusion) | 58.34 | 96.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 21031. | Excalibur (excaliburez) | 58.34 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 21032. | Luca (cheezeitzrice) | 58.33 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 21033. | Lalit Kumar (lalitkumar) | 58.33 | 96.8% | 2023-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |