I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1321. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 98.95 | 96.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 1322. | Howard (howardpx2016) | 98.95 | 98% | 2025-11-09 |
| 1323. | Emma (nextexit) | 98.94 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1324. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 98.93 | 98.9% | 2024-07-18 |
| 1325. | George (georgev591) | 98.91 | 97% | 2025-06-18 |
| 1326. | flibux (flibux) | 98.90 | 96.8% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1327. | Ziggy (ziiggy) | 98.90 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 1328. | Elias (utoos) | 98.90 | 97.7% | 2024-06-22 |
| 1329. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 98.88 | 97% | 2025-05-29 |
| 1330. | Andrea (andylea95) | 98.87 | 99% | 2024-06-08 |
| 1331. | Ghassan (classicalguss) | 98.86 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 1332. | sophia (sophiacav) | 98.84 | 98.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1333. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 98.83 | 97% | 2025-06-08 |
| 1334. | libertus (libertus1) | 98.82 | 97.9% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1335. | Darin (darin8) | 98.79 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1336. | brew (poke4men) | 98.79 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1337. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 98.75 | 97.3% | 2025-04-05 |
| 1338. | Timmy (chet09) | 98.74 | 98.6% | 2024-09-29 |
| 1339. | zhfwen (zhfwen) | 98.74 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1340. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 98.72 | 96.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1341. | Isaac (isaac2001) | 98.72 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 1342. | bobby (bobby7564) | 98.71 | 98% | 2026-03-25 |
| 1343. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 98.70 | 96.5% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1344. | Typing (typinggodthesecond) | 98.70 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 1345. | supermoose (supermoose7115) | 98.69 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 1346. | Lucky (bigowlyeyes) | 98.68 | 96% | 2026-01-10 |
| 1347. | Owen (nincompoop10) | 98.67 | 97.5% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1348. | Jake (superbmanpro) | 98.63 | 98% | 2026-02-14 |
| 1349. | shehry (shehry) | 98.63 | 98% | 2025-09-24 |
| 1350. | https//typer.news (eduard20) | 98.63 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |