So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3262. | Danan (dananbookworm) | 106.33 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 3263. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 106.33 | 98% | 2011-12-20 |
| 3264. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 106.32 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 3265. | T (demolition) | 106.32 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 3266. | Finch (ficxjo) | 106.31 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3267. | Om (omajoshi9) | 106.31 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 3268. | Daniel (dabeh) | 106.30 | 92% | 2013-10-28 |
| 3269. | Jeanluc (batterydc) | 106.30 | 94% | 2014-07-25 |
| 3270. | Lindsey (mizuriin) | 106.30 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 3271. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 106.30 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 3272. | S (skonzer) | 106.30 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3273. | mokira (mokira) | 106.29 | 97% | 2013-12-27 |
| 3274. | Scarab (saccarab) | 106.29 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 3275. | (maybenonquit) | 106.28 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 3276. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 106.28 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 3277. | Billy (oatmeal417) | 106.27 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 3278. | QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) | 106.26 | 98% | 2016-11-23 |
| 3279. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 106.26 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 3280. | Link (link_hyrule) | 106.26 | 98.4% | 2023-06-13 |
| 3281. | (c_xor) | 106.25 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 3282. | Dandle (mrcalamiteh) | 106.24 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 3283. | Sam (samtsullivan) | 106.23 | 99% | 2016-10-27 |
| 3284. | mcsollinger (mcsollinger) | 106.23 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| 3285. | Mitchell (rejected) | 106.22 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 3286. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 106.22 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 3287. | (treje) | 106.22 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 3288. | joe (absurd) | 106.20 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 3289. | birdney (birdney) | 106.20 | 97% | 2015-07-08 |
| 3290. | Financier (darkmonk) | 106.19 | 94% | 2017-01-31 |
| 3291. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 106.19 | 98% | 2014-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |