Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12567. | Malachy (bugprsn) | 81.15 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 12568. | Ba (rodgzilla) | 81.15 | 97% | 2017-05-26 |
| 12569. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 81.15 | 95% | 2022-12-11 |
| 12570. | necati (naydin) | 81.15 | 95% | 2014-01-22 |
| 12571. | Joanna (kuskuskus) | 81.15 | 100% | 2014-11-27 |
| 12572. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 81.15 | 95% | 2019-07-02 |
| 12573. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 81.15 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 12574. | Quibz (white_fire) | 81.15 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 12575. | Toby (anchientstar) | 81.14 | 92% | 2014-08-15 |
| 12576. | buckethead (bucketheads) | 81.14 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 12577. | Matt (matt157) | 81.14 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 12578. | shingo (anagman) | 81.14 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
| 12579. | Anthony (20_regular_cash) | 81.14 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 12580. | Viranimo (viranimo) | 81.14 | 92% | 2011-08-11 |
| 12581. | Michael (2016mchan00) | 81.14 | 93% | 2014-05-11 |
| 12582. | Jasper (jasperw) | 81.14 | 92% | 2013-06-14 |
| 12583. | Tuan (tuancoltech) | 81.13 | 94% | 2014-03-28 |
| 12584. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 81.13 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
| 12585. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 81.12 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 12586. | Ruwaid (tissueman) | 81.12 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 12587. | Itari (itarichan) | 81.11 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 12588. | cyril (bunnytoxic) | 81.11 | 99% | 2019-10-31 |
| 12589. | Andrei (andrei518) | 81.11 | 95.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 12590. | Josh (syztyqus) | 81.11 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 12591. | Sam (realsamxu) | 81.11 | 99% | 2018-10-17 |
| 12592. | Magnus (delicato) | 81.11 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 12593. | Tien Le (xtien) | 81.10 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 12594. | Avery (volleygirl1011) | 81.10 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 12595. | Storm (stormfalcon) | 81.10 | 98% | 2016-06-28 |
| 12596. | WSY (elyx_2302) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |