So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31429. | cuneiform (cuneiform) | 50.34 | 86% | 2013-10-11 |
| 31430. | Chyngyz (chyngyzbaike) | 50.34 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 31431. | matthew (mshau) | 50.34 | 94% | 2016-08-16 |
| 31432. | Marcos (elchindi) | 50.34 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 31433. | Van (mrvanthang) | 50.34 | 95% | 2012-07-24 |
| 31434. | jimmy (luas) | 50.33 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 31435. | Zhijian (zliangal) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-12-08 |
| 31436. | Adam (ajask) | 50.33 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 31437. | Anthony (reaper2011) | 50.33 | 86% | 2011-05-17 |
| 31438. | Ron (ronsar) | 50.33 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 31439. | Dave (jacksondn) | 50.33 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 31440. | D (iicsasif) | 50.32 | 95% | 2017-05-07 |
| 31441. | Brian (qdbc) | 50.32 | 95% | 2012-06-07 |
| 31442. | Penguin (peguin_lv) | 50.32 | 93% | 2023-04-03 |
| 31443. | Rinkumiah (rinkumiah) | 50.32 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 31444. | Stuart (xormind) | 50.32 | 90% | 2014-12-27 |
| 31445. | Bexar (bexarcocky567) | 50.31 | 93% | 2023-08-14 |
| 31446. | Orion (popcorn101102) | 50.31 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 31447. | anh (tuananhday) | 50.31 | 94% | 2015-08-20 |
| 31448. | yaniv (atiedturtle) | 50.31 | 98% | 2015-04-22 |
| 31449. | Jeremy (jjt767) | 50.31 | 93% | 2014-09-06 |
| 31450. | sans (freefaced) | 50.30 | 94.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 31451. | Kaitou (theniusofg) | 50.30 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 31452. | Kasper (k4sp3r1404) | 50.30 | 87% | 2012-10-15 |
| 31453. | uday (udaychaitanya) | 50.30 | 93% | 2014-01-26 |
| 31454. | tha (danhtha) | 50.30 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 31455. | Noobtyper (noobtyper96) | 50.29 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
| 31456. | Manel (mrnuke) | 50.29 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 31457. | Paul (paul5005) | 50.29 | 94% | 2021-07-25 |
| 31458. | Ramazan (ramazzan12) | 50.29 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |