I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1633. | Yuma (el_yuma) | 94.69 | 99.4% | 2025-03-28 |
| 1634. | ThPh (thph) | 94.67 | 97% | 2026-01-23 |
| 1635. | Mash (mashtan) | 94.67 | 98% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1636. | Malachy (cocoa600) | 94.64 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1637. | flappybeingslappy (willpow1) | 94.62 | 98% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1638. | i am (iamgod4478) | 94.61 | 97% | 2025-09-26 |
| 1639. | Offendo (offendo) | 94.60 | 97.3% | 2023-08-01 |
| 1640. | Cpt. Sir (captainsir) | 94.57 | 96% | 2024-03-26 |
| 1641. | Joseph (josephyang) | 94.57 | 97.1% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1642. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 94.57 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 1643. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 94.54 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 1644. | |)are2|_eap (cepetir) | 94.51 | 96.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1645. | lew (typinglew) | 94.46 | 95% | 2026-02-01 |
| 1646. | ladunjexa (ladunjexa) | 94.44 | 96% | 2025-06-17 |
| 1647. | gammaang95 (gammaang95) | 94.41 | 98.1% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1648. | Josuf (osuf_j) | 94.41 | 97.5% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1649. | I don't make me wonder... (... | 94.39 | 96% | 2024-10-02 |
| 1650. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 94.39 | 97.3% | 2023-12-05 |
| 1651. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 94.39 | 98.6% | 2024-03-24 |
| 1652. | Kentrell (kmtkentrell) | 94.38 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1653. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 94.36 | 95.9% | 2023-08-05 |
| 1654. | James (wnston) | 94.36 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1655. | Adocys (adocys) | 94.35 | 97.2% | 2024-10-29 |
| 1656. | HSS (⌐■_■) (111+) (ho... | 94.35 | 98% | 2025-11-04 |
| 1657. | Aslery (aslery) | 94.33 | 96.8% | 2025-01-01 |
| 1658. | yyhh (yyhh) | 94.27 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 1659. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 94.27 | 97.9% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1660. | Strigoi (matystroia) | 94.26 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 1661. | Maria (thekindflower) | 94.26 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1662. | atsuio (atsuio) | 94.25 | 98.2% | 2023-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |