The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22914. | King M - The King Rules....... | 78.17 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 22915. | Gab (gaabseason) | 78.16 | 95% | 2016-12-26 |
| 22916. | Sourav (srax) | 78.16 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 22917. | Me (me_myself) | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 22918. | Malalie (malalie) | 78.16 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 22919. | Tu (tuquach212) | 78.16 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 22920. | Jill (jconn00) | 78.15 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 22921. | JC (invoicingkarma) | 78.15 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 22922. | Liam (liamius) | 78.15 | 95% | 2021-03-29 |
| 22923. | Jesus (jesusdom) | 78.15 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 22924. | Enosh (watahec) | 78.15 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 22925. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 78.15 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 22926. | You (you_zee) | 78.15 | 96% | 2012-02-11 |
| 22927. | Austin (sydney10) | 78.15 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 22928. | Phuong (phuongt89) | 78.15 | 91% | 2012-06-18 |
| 22929. | Emil (killer150398) | 78.15 | 91% | 2014-07-21 |
| 22930. | Noah (reallycoolkid2432) | 78.14 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 22931. | Slocketman (slocketman) | 78.14 | 88% | 2014-08-13 |
| 22932. | ttd (ttdchango) | 78.14 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 22933. | nim (nimen) | 78.14 | 99% | 2020-11-27 |
| 22934. | Becca (beccamata96) | 78.14 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
| 22935. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 78.14 | 95% | 2020-03-02 |
| 22936. | SAbeen (sabeen89) | 78.13 | 96% | 2014-03-10 |
| 22937. | And (andzer0) | 78.13 | 95% | 2022-02-03 |
| 22938. | Jacob (prod1241480) | 78.13 | 92% | 2011-10-11 |
| 22939. | RasDingo (haroxdruiden) | 78.13 | 92% | 2016-03-12 |
| 22940. | Christian (bobbyjrrocks) | 78.13 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 22941. | Sophie (sophyaa) | 78.13 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 22942. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 78.13 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 22943. | Filip (filipbitola) | 78.13 | 90% | 2013-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |